Just as an experiment. Not posting much there for now but please follow it if you’re interested!! I’ll probably only use it if it actually gets some followers lmao
every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
hewwo, bwothew. it’s been a wong time since wast we fought. you thought me dead, didn’t you? when you cut out my eye and pushed me off dat cwiff, i’m suwe you fewt in youw wicked heawt dat you wouwd never be punished fow youw cwimes. weww i suwvived, and i’m hewe to avenge ouw viwwage. dwaw youw swowd, bwothew mine. face me, one wast time. wike how we used to.
>:3
weww, weww, weww. if it isn’t da wunt of the littew. I’m suwpwised that the wivew bwoke youw faww so weww. if this family weunion must descend into viowence, then so be it. you may have suwvived ouw last encountew, but this time you won’t onwy wose an eye. pwepawe to lose youw life as weww.
>.3
i'ww nevew wose to da wikes of you! ouw fathew didn’t teach you evewything he knew… even fwom a young age he couwd see da hate in youw heawt. wast time we fought, i hewd back. i stiww saw you as a bwothew. dis time, i wiww show you da same mewcy you showed ouw fathew. oh, mothew! oh, fathew! guide my hand today!
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